Ma'am, that critter looked like somebody done beat out a fire on its face with a ugly stick.

Was Gregor supposed to get hit with the ugly stick?

We called it unusual at best, beaten with the ugly stick at worst.

Andy thinks she took a pretty good whopping with the ugly stick, but Potter must see her differently.

- 2 months ago The poor thing apparently got beaten in the face with the ugly stick... again.

That ugly stick of a boy-man in her bed!

It looked like somebody with an ugly stick had gone berserk.

Somebody went nuts with the ugly stick on that broad.

So what if they'd been born "beaten with the ugly stick," as they say out here in Minneapolis?

No amount of surgery can replace how bad you have been beaten with the ugly stick!!