Coach is going to rip you a new asshole.

Let him ream you a new asshole with that pipe.

Hey, somebody in the deck division leaves stuff flapping around like that, I tear him a new asshole.

The Master Chief really ripped me a new asshole this morning.

"They really tore the old town a new asshole."

I said, "Skip said you cut him a new asshole."

But she did rip me a new asshole for not keeping her informed of a request from outside the department.

You wake him up and he's apt to chew you a new asshole.

Okay, he'd try to come up with some ideas to save Simon from getting a new asshole installed in his guts.