They're banning hot dogs because they give you bowlegs.
I don't think of this as banning dogs.
The village will ban violent dogs and allow only those who have had their shots to enter the park, Mayor Williams said.
The proposal would also ban dogs from the beach and seek funding for a regular patrol of the area.
Signs sprouted on park benches banning "dogs and Jews."
It would also ban public consumption of alcohol and wild dogs in these areas.
They have filled recent aldermen meetings and submitted a 50-signature petition condemning the decision to ban dogs.
Some buildings ban dogs altogether, others impose weight limits and still others hold themselves out to be "pet friendly."
The man who was all for banning big dogs in the city suddenly acquires one and proceeds to infest it.
Even if a co-op's board has banned dogs, he said, "The courts have provided that the pet law applies."
