Wouldn't you be pleased to get free of this stupid, useless lump of awkward flesh?

Burning spiders as rapidly as she could locate them, she began to weave faster at that great useless lump.

The nose was a useless lump of cartilage and gore.

Horza threw the useless lump of the Mind's remote drone to the station floor, then blasted it with his laser.

Then, following a display of complete indifference by its former owners, the new Haitian Republic inherited responsibility for the useless lump of rock.

"Because when you get off that midget horse you'll return to the useless lump you've always been."

Get out of my sight, you useless lump.

Without it, the machine was a useless lump.

The phrase "like a log" sums it up, suggesting that the good sleeper is merely a mindless, useless lump of wood.

Where are you, you useless lump of awkwardness?