As he tried to start it up, I wanted one of two things to happen to his slappable face.

A credit to Jack Gleeson for making Joffrey so completely slappable.

This ignorance is, to my mind, as slappable an offence as not knowing basic mental arithmetic, or how to spell your own name.

Consistent, yes -- and also slappable.

Michael Idato of The Sydney Morning Herald branded Summer "precociously slappable".

A man takes orders for drinks, dancers infest the stalls to show off their baby pictures, and the slappable Helena Pikon simpers “Good Morning!

I'm lucky to be writing fiction full-time but, although I know this is a very slappable thing to say, I miss the friction that comes with daily exposure to the world.

He has that dead-eyed, mouth-gaping, eminently slappable face we all have when we hold our camera phones a foot in front of our faces and click, click, click.

Fans of My Kitchen Rules, Australia's pre-eminent, non-Madden-containing reality show, will have noticed this year's contestants have tended heavily towards the slappable end of the spectrum.

Album after album, each released just in time for them to be bought for Dad's Christmas Present and for Ferry's slappable face to hit the cover of some hapless men's magazine.

For the things he had done, the lengths he had gone to, the acts he had committed, he had been variously described as self-aggrandising, egotistical, self-loathing, isolationist, monomaniacal, eminently slappable and just plain nuts.

But the one who pushed the boat furthest for me this year was Ralph Fiennes for his fantastically slappable turn in Luca Guadagnino's A Bigger Splash, which opens in the UK next month.

He would often add his own private jokes to these pictures: a majestic landscape of Rokeby Park, Co Durham, included - if you looked carefully enough - a vignette of the Rokeby Venus, the lady once described as having the most slappable bottom in the National Gallery.

Coco is the daughter of Sting and Trudie Styler, one of the wealthiest, most famous and eminently slappable celebrity couples on the planet.