But a glance at the treatment lineup, which included everything from herbal baths to mud wraps, assured me the spa was no joke.
And midwives the world over are once again practicing customs associated with birth, like receiving a newborn into an herbal bath.
It's an herbal bath, in this hole in the ground.
Unless he could sneak up to the infirmary and wash his paws in the special herbal bath.
We were both scheduled for 25-minute herbal baths followed by 80-minute massages.
A 20-minute herbal bath is $20; a 45-minute massage is $60, 60 minutes $80.
Deuce found a circular box of highly recommended herbal bath powder and smelled it deeply.
She read, meditated, took herbal baths, burned candles and walked in the woods.
A leisurely soak in the herbal bath completed the restoration of Truth's equanimity.
If I was free right now, the clerk said, I could have the last oxygenated herbal bath of the day.
