Board members approved minutes, without having a copy of the minutes to read first.

The copy reads: "These days, more kids are getting involved in after-school activities.

"There's no point in being almost British," the copy reads.

"Every leader follows a different path," the copy reads in part.

His father bought two copies of cycling magazines, one to read and the other to save, untouched.

The copy reads "Pick a boyfriend" and goes on to discuss the problems related to lack of choice.

"They like having the hard copy on the mess decks to read while they're eating breakfast."

A feeling which feels exactly like a heart attack," the copy reads.

But all three copies he later made for gifts did read "that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom."