"We've had rodeo guys and beach babes; they've done better," she continued.
Having a killer body helps, of course, but beach babes like Antipodean Elle grew up knowing how to accessorise a bikini, a talent which must never be underestimated.
Victoria, star of Nickelodeon's "Victorious," showed she's definitely a beach babe by doing a lot more than catching some rays in the sand.
He mops his forehead and collapses exhausted into a redwood patio chair decorated like a throne until a blond beach babe complete with bikini and the granny of all goose bumps from the cold brings him a giant drinking glass labeled Owens Valley H2O.
The site's consensus is: "Even the endless shots of bronzed beach babes and buffed dudes can't keep this soggy scuba flick's plot from drowning".
And that is the secret behind the success of British polo: traditionalists can head to the Gold Cup, party animals to Cartier, beach babes to the Beach Polo Championships in Poole.
If you want to impress those beautiful beach babes, there's only one way.