Moving pizza never made him cry, the way baseball did, once.
"I have decided that is not the way baseball should function," he said.
"And it's more natural - that's the way baseball was invented."
The image of him waving the ball fair changed the way baseball was televised.
The way baseball embodies a fan's personal history is another of its powerful forces.
But our coaches didn't complain because they knew it's the way baseball is played.
He said that Giants team was close, the way baseball used to be.
"The way baseball has evolved, I'll probably get something," he said.
"I think that's the way baseball is supposed to be," Anderson said.
All that usually remains are calls to reform the office and redefine the way baseball is run.