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If the package says your dog should be eating a cup a day, that's what they should get.

Leave the kit in place for as long as the package says.

"Yes, the potato chip that's good for you," the package says.

"The package said you could use fireworks with adults."

"Let others do your dirty work for you," the package said on the front in big letters.

Its package says it "may help reduce cholesterol levels."

Some packages say for ages 3 to 12, but I'm still busting them out at 25.

The full-size package says a serving is two cookies and 90 calories.

The package said: "Fill with cold water to the top of the pan."