ossifer

Watch this, Ossifer, I'm going to walk right up this white line to the stop light.

See why you never want to be an ossifer an' gruntleman, young Garvin?'

The girl noticed neither the bathrobe nor the plate of food I held and squealed, "Ossifer Walker!"

Katie Gleason, who answered his knock grinning like a dervish, bounced off toward the kitchen shrieking, "Hey, it's Ossifer Wyoming, I mean Ossifer Dakota, I mean Ossifer Montana!"