I didn't get the deluxe fertility treatment, which involves several monks, chanting and burning things, but all the same, if I get up the duff, I'll let you know.

Nie dostałem deluxe leczenie bezpłodności, które obejmuje kilku mnichów, skandowanie i palenie rzeczy ale tak czy inaczej, jeśli wejdę na siedzenie, dam znać ci.

'So Mish doesn't get up the duff,' he added, 'although she says fat chance of that anyway, which means she hasn't got a boyfriend at the moment.'

'Więc Mish nie wchodzi na siedzenie' dodał 'pomimo że ona mówi akurat z tego w każdym razie, który oznacza, że nie miała chłopaka w tej chwili.'

Plus, when you relocate to the sunny Mediterranean, the Italian government will give you £835, in addition to the £1,271 fascist bribe, because not enough Italians are getting up the duff.

Plus, gdy przeniesiesz do nasłonecznionego rejonu Morza Śródziemnego, rząd włoski da ci? 835, oprócz? 1,271 łapówka faszysty, ponieważ nie dość Włochów wchodzi na siedzenie.

Still high, it's true, but the schools in Middlesbrough aren't half full of girls who are up the duff.

'Look at bloody Joseph, you'd think it was him up the duff, Jesus!'

Up the duff yet?'

Pregnant (up the duff).

'So Mish doesn't get up the duff,' he added, 'although she says fat chance of that anyway, which means she hasn't got a boyfriend at the moment.'

I didn't get the deluxe fertility treatment, which involves several monks, chanting and burning things, but all the same, if I get up the duff, I'll let you know.

Her one-woman plays include 'Up the Duff', about a young girl grappling with possible pregnancy, and biographical play 'Janis' about the life of Janis Joplin.

Plus, when you relocate to the sunny Mediterranean, the Italian government will give you £835, in addition to the £1,271 fascist bribe, because not enough Italians are getting up the duff.

Her books include Real Gorgeous, Up the Duff (also published under different titles outside of Australia), Kidwrangling, Girl Stuff and Living with Crazy Buttocks, which won the 2002 Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year.