For the camper and caravanner, we offer may attractive listed sites.

"You're going the wrong way, mate," one caravanner said.

But many of the others are still on Mrs Beckett's caravanner's route map.

A keen caravanner for many years, Roy and his wife have travelled extensively throughout the British Isles and France.

Tonight, there were huge fires burning in the pits placed at the center of the square, and long wooden tables with benches had been drawn around them to provide seating for everyone, camper and caravanner alike.

Visitors can explore a 1928 Zagelmeyer pop-up tent camper, a 1935 Covered Wagon with a woodsy, lodge-style interior and a 1957 Airstream Caravanner furnished with spiral drink holders and a folding chaise longue.

He worked on The Russell Harty Show, and in 1993 did a series for Tyne Tees Television called Waddell's World in which he was a butler to a posh Tweeddale family, a caravanner and on the dole.

What it does include is the Government's bizarre claim that Britain needs three million new houses and already Britain's best-known caravanner has confirmed that 12 sites are still under consideration for "eco towns" - this from the Government that has covered 30,000 acres of green belt with concrete since it came to power.