Everyone makes their way here at some point, from business types on cell phones to clubbers to blue-haired ladies with third husbands.

Feisty blue-haired ladies play for keeps upstairs in the 400-seat bingo room.

"Every spring, we have two blue-haired ladies with a coffee can who sit outside the library," she said last November.

I will not have a bunch of tight-assed white men and blue-haired ladies setting the standards for my programs," she shot back at him.

In the last group of the day, there was a chatty blue-haired lady from Sun City, Arizona.

It can be read by blue-haired ladies and men with callused hands.

Even the little blue-haired ladies, who used to be polite.

"It's amazing to see our simple old hillbilly tidbits appreciated by little blue-haired ladies."

I'm going for the blue-haired lady with the Gucci bag.

"Young professionals thought volunteering was something blue-haired ladies in candy-striped suits did," he said.