With the swiving we done give her, her crotch'll be sorer nor a boil for some little while.

"Admit the swiving, but not our nature.

But if she proves to be a spy working for our enemies or-or a witch, your swiving will cost us dearly."

"Probably some kitchen thrall sneaking off for a quick swiving with a stable thrall.

'Twould seem I kept you from getting a good swiving from the most popular lover in this shire."

There is a working bar at one end and a hayloft (for vigorous swiving) at the other; the Host takes charge of the proceedings on a round wooden stage with the audience on either side.