Ian's test of how square-eyed you really are!

What will become of square-eyed lads like him?

Television: why we're more square-eyed than ever '

Years Going Square-eyed An ad doesn't have to be spectacularly original to make its mark - but it helps.

All of which – as a libertarian and a tired, weak-willed, square-eyed mother – I find highly sympathetic.

The Royal Family became leaders of an imagined community" - the community of their square-eyed subjects.

Must be bloody square-eyed, living here.'

Our cosseted, square-eyed children should be allowed to visit the countryside and enjoy a Blytonesque sense of freedom and adventure.

Feeling overshared and square-eyed?

Noel Edmonds brings back his quiz show for square-eyed goggle-box fans on Tuesday.

But he's no square-eyed city boy in a lab coat: a passionate sportsman and a credible horseman, he knows there's no fighting cowboy culture.

Never mind that it's not much better than a prison cell for the pallid, square-eyed little incumbent if you haven't got a garden to grub around in.

One in 21 teenagers who took part in the study were “involved in a pregnancy” by its conclusion, with the most square-eyed twice as likely to be “involved”.

Square-Eyed Films - Silverchair - "The Greatest View"

Yet most people are as sceptical about remote-controlling chief executives as they are about square-eyed virtual surgeons, distant drone pilots and computer-trained football coaches.

If you see any square-eyed children wailing in despair in front of Simon Webster’s garden (Do Not Adjust Your Set), don’t be fooled.

SCRAP the cliché about TV turning us into a city of square-eyed loners – it seems it could be bringing us closer together.

Moonbase 3: Square-Eyed TV guide to Moonbase 3 (compiled by Richard Spurr).

Square-Eyed TV: New site from Richard Spurr (formely Television Archives) Chris Smith's Classic British Television site.

His stance is quirky and square-eyed, he jumps into position as the bowler releases and he nudges, squirts and fiddles the ball for runs - alternating resolute defence with the odd authentic stroke.

For the magazine's annual double issue, we provide a 100-question TV trivia quiz that will stump even the most square-eyed TV fan (By the way, the answers were Agnes and The Oyster respectively).

The most square-eyed channel hopper will struggle to find any type of goods being sold at their full retail price – though you can guarantee this will be prominently displayed on screen with a red cross slashed through it.

As a global media conglomerate that owes its entire existence to square-eyed children who spend their waking hours glued to a television set, the Walt Disney Company makes an unlikely advocate for the benefits of a healthy lifestyle.

But before the adventures begin, you have to succeed in dragging them off the sofa and into the wifi-free wilderness... Turn square-eyed digital devotees into wide-eyed walkers with these tips and tricks for hiking as a family.

The conditions look right for another round of tech-induced hysteria, but despite a share price that has gone from 18p to 135p in five years, ITV is still modestly rated - indeed very modestly, assuming Mr Whittaker hasn't gone completely square-eyed.