This is what irritates me about getting papped.

It will spike interest like you wouldn't believe making even more valuable, not less, the next papped picture that appears on a sleazy website.

A person who has been photographed by the Paparazzi is said to have been 'Papped'.

However, the provider of very pukka pokes for the posh and papped has a style-sabotaging secret.

Geithner gets papped.

On New Year's Eve, Law and his sons were papped body-boarding in Hawaii.

Here expect to see a lot of glitz, shiny furnishings, endlessly papped photos of slebs going into the place and reasonably good sushi.

Irregular features include Lord Copper, who writes about journalism style, Papped, a showcase of a photographer member's work, and Bloopers, errors from the media.

"If you find a way of not getting papped, they think you've died - which is exactly what my friend was asked outside my house in LA one day," he said.

Unlike the rituals of the Sandy Lane set in Barbados (find sunlounger, get papped) skiing has managed to retain an aura of exclusivity.

It's true, he hasn't had that breakthrough role to catapult him to papped uber-stardom (unlike pals Benedict or Jude, who admittedly don't really need surnames any more).

It was a period which saw Ditto flash her knickers on the cover of Heat and get papped holding hands with new BFF Kate Moss.

In LA, she says, there is much more privacy: “They have these driveways and there's a law that forbids photographing on private land, so when I pick the kids up from school we never get papped.”

First came Gossip Girl actress turned Chanel 'face', Blake Lively, who was 'papped' cavorting with Leonardo on a yacht at the Cannes Film Festival while recently dispatched Refaeli watched from the shoreline.

In fairness, it can't be easy looking after these two feisty young women - especially when Jessica gets papped kissing female MTV host Ruby Rose, and Twitters that she has "woken up with one swollen eye" before meeting journalists.

Yes, he gets papped now and then – usually if he’s with Evan Rachel Wood, especially if she appears to be wearing an engagement ring – but he’s not exactly unable to nip round to the shops for a pint of milk.

I mean the scores of chic women at the shows - editors, bloggers and sundry others - who don't necessarily get papped, but whose antennae for the slightest evolution in skirt shape or the subtlest shift in mood, have made them an object of almost forensic scrutiny among retailers.

Goes to a party semi-naked; gets papped.

Move over Cara Delevingne, the biggest stars to be snapped this year have been cats and dogs - there's been a glut of papped pet books.

Jezza and his pals Richard Hammond and James May are tired of getting papped.