"Biggest font size ever used for the word 'biggest' in a movie ad!"

Look for movie ads during season finales and other highly promoted shows.

A disproportionate number of those movie ads turn up on Thursday nights.

There were painted explosions somewhere in the background of the movie ad as well.

The boy was staring straight ahead, reading the movie ad on the back of the bus stop across the street, perhaps.

Coming soon to a movie ad near you - if not to a space-squeezed marquee - the time that the movie starts.

But there were no movie ads in the Saturday paper.

Almost every movie ad has a gun in it, or somebody throttling somebody.

As a result, scanning the movie ads these days is a lot like overdosing on chocolate.

From that day on, all persons will be able to absolutely rely on the truth and accuracy of movie ads.