After all, it's not every day that a local hero gets Hollywood star treatment, even if the movie takes some liberties with the truth.

Besides, heroes get caught, that's what makes them so heroic.

It's no wonder these young readers have headaches: their hero gets them all the time.

"When did you last see a hero get away in a street car?"

Nor do they go to see the hero get the girl.

The hero sometimes looks for a job, and finally gets a one-on-one interview in a copying machine company.

If the hero gets the upper hand, he becomes the Sun, his wife the Moon.

A hero don't get no honor any more at all.

The hero gets to kiss the girl he just saved.

That's why they're transferring me: because I'm a hero, and heroes get what they ask for.