Then some genius invented the leaf blower and all our worries seemed over.
No innate genius can invent fine language.
He said: "I suppose some nutty genius somewhere has really invented a tachyon generator, eh?
A scientific genius has invented a machine capable of causing planes to crash.
A technical genius, he has invented and uses gadgets as an agent of evil.
So some genius invented the carry-on, and named it after those unfortunate bag people who can be seen dragging heaps of junk around every city.
He had read somewhere how certain young geniuses invented worlds and peopled them, as an exercise for their intellects.
The description on the island's information pages is, "A young genius has invented a ray gun that shrinks anything it touches - including you!
Only a genius of linguistics could have invented a language like that, and he would not have done it so well.
And, in those nine months, this evil genius had invented a new method of collecting death, as Tiger had put it.
