Harder to deal with is the rest of the family calling me the "fucking idiot in the garden".

Isn't it better than them calling you 'the fucking idiot in the kitchen'?

I felt like a fucking idiot for all that stuff I'd been saying to you about us staying friends.

I can't even remember those people, except that they were complete fucking idiots.

Then, against my better judgement, I let the fucking idiot have air.

Jesus, nice one - playing me like a fucking idiot!

She's turned you from a good cop into a fucking idiot.

Well Paul don't mind, he'll give them straight back to me you fucking idiot!

I know what you're thinking: They must be fucking idiots!

You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one fucking idiot.