"We're probably the most noncomplicated family in the world," he said.

"Our alliance was effective in getting information to consumers in a noncomplicated format," he said.

The only noncomplicated way I could think of to explain people with fairy wings, the unreasonable attraction of every woman in sight to a man I found repulsive at the time, and the sudden appearance of refreshments out of thin air was that I was the victim of the latest television reality show.