Because I'm certainly not going out to buy my own mustard spoons."

We've got about enough to fill a mustard spoon and we have to keep that in a soldered lead box under water.'

Do we really need four mustard spoons?

Yes, Zulus, yaks, ley lines and mustard spoons.

Normally those foibles would be irritants because like most shoppers, I gravitate toward sites that offer efficient features like in-store returns (offered by multichannel retailers like Nordstrom.com) and a gift-wrap option (like the familiar box adorned with a wooden mustard spoon from Williamssonoma.com).