Disbrow described the typical Valpak envelope opener: "It's a woman that is somewhere between the age of 25 to 54.

New items include USB drive covers, office stationeries such as paper clips, key bunches, lockets, envelope openers, pen stands, lampshades and even floor tiles.

Last year, a large number of the envelope openers were nominees in other categories – Annette Bening, Nicole Kidman, Javier Bardem, Amy Adams and so on.

Mr. Russianoff blamed instead the Democratic and Republican leaders from each of the five boroughs who by law appoint the board's 10 commissioners as well as dispense jobs down to the lowliest envelope openers.

He dropped out of medical school around this time and took a series of odd jobs such as working in a clothing store, an envelope opener in a puzzle contest and as a waiter before entering the printing business.

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