Then I was stopped at customs by a horrible little man in black.

"It is the same responsibility you have to take with your luggage at customs."

I told him you always had to declare your cheese at customs.

What happens with your bag when off the train at russian customs?

"Only a fool takes offense at customs different from her own."

Many places don't like letting any food in and you can expect a rigorous search at customs.

On leaving the country, you get the form stamped at customs.

Not sure if the Pakistan holidays just before would get me in trouble at customs!

It just seemed best, particularly in case they gave you a bad time at customs.

The girls come over pregnant, but they don't mention that at customs.