Surely it deserves better than being the trim between some lap dancer’s buttocks, or the see-through statement of some Z-lister?

Sometimes that's just because you've accidentally got stuck watching some dead-eyed Z-lister babble desperately on ITV's late-night quiz programmes.

Sarah flew out to Brisbane, stayed long enough to voice her disapproval and pose for pictures, but left again before Wednesday's eviction, when Marc was the first Z-lister ejected from his hammock.

From Beyonce to Victoria Beckham, every A-lister (and Z-lister for that matter) worth their salt owns at least one pair of his heels.