And where is it that the local newspaper has the greatest chance of ending up as fish wrapper?

Go to the fish wrappers The what?

Potential health hazards — toilet paper or fish wrappers — would be logged on his blog and then tossed.

Today's news, tomorrow's fish wrapper (or website statistic on the number of clicks) - news has always been ephemeral.

Cobain then went on to call the aspiring model a "self-absorbed idiot," according to Gossip Cop and Fish Wrapper.

Barack Obama is beginning to resemble the man who turns up to a fancy-dress party in a suit while criticising everyone for what they are wearing: lipstick, fish wrappers or, maybe, the mantle of change.

Dawn Ingram, of Mike's Famous Fish and Chips Shop in Torry, said: "We were a bit surprised when Peacock asked us to use the By-catch fish wrappers in the shop but we're delighted to be part of the project.