She probably wouldn't judge me for the dog shit on my living-room floor.

And I was late for an appointment with a box full of dog shit.

Humor in dog shit, he thought, if you can flash on it.

I feel like a paper sack of burning dog shit.

And a lot of things can happen to dog shit.

They stepped in a pile of dog shit and couldn't get away.

You're like that bag of dog shit in your hand.

It's a bit much when you're feeling like total dog shit.

I'd rather use a sharp stick and a little pile of dog shit.