Now I have to go to the cops and eat dirt.

Like many others around the country, this one was guided by the Government's assumption that children will eat dirt.

You do not have to eat brown rice and dirt.

If I had to eat dirt, they would stay with me.

"You even think about kicking me again and you'll be eating dirt."

If we have to eat dirt to get it, then that's just what we'll do.

So how did the "eat dirt" observation become a hot new area of scientific investigation?

Are you going to eat dirt just because they think we do?

We would rather eat dirt than have somebody like Saddam back in power again.

Her and everybody else smart enough not to eat dirt.