Look at what kinging has done to me.

"This kinging is amazing," said Glurk.

For hundreds of years the falconers had simply got on with the important things, like falconry, which needed a lot of training, and left the kinging to amateurs.

Brother Worthless is having a hard time at the kinging, Fearchar probably has a few of my old supporters lined up to accept me back as king-with his quick tongue, your uncle will have no problem substituting my son.