Thanks to the handy-dandy Internet, this is no longer the case.

With your handy-dandy guide I can get myself up to speed.

Little did I know you were going to pull out your own handy-dandy battlefield computer.

So, did your handy-dandy little gadget show anyone in the house?

I had to find my handy-dandy flashlight and attend to the matter in person.

RelationBook is a handy-dandy way to sort all your friends based on relationship status.

I'd like to think he made this comparison for reasons other than the handy-dandy rhyme.

Meanwhile, Steve finds the first clue on the handy-dandy notebook.

By the way, thanks for your handy-dandy guide to watching soccer on TV.

Now we've assembled all that into one handy-dandy graphic.

Here are the numbers, from my handy-dandy Bloomberg terminal.

Your handy-dandy map tell us where all the old-time tobacco farms used to be?

"I mapped it all out on a calendar and kept everything in my handy-dandy folder," she said.

Good news: Twitter is adding some handy-dandy new tabs to its website.

Now, look at that handy-dandy cutout switch on the shield generators.

Never fear: our handy-dandy cheat sheet can help you get through...

If you were lookin' for the handy-dandy type, you picked the wrong man.

Now let me turn on my handy-dandy tape recorder, and you dictate everything you know about these people.

No family should be without a handy-dandy cybernetic!

Change places and, handy-dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?

Brought you my handy-dandy nail apron, as well.

Download the handy-dandy decrypter from this link and pay us 10 bitcoins.

In his "handy-dandy notebook," Steve writes clues: not words, of course, but pictures.

Here are the participant codes in handy-dandy lookup format.

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