Passover, Easter, and Zombie Jesus; Notre-Dame de Paris’s donated $1 billion and France’s poor; Keith’s Easter Miracle; The View: Elizabeth Hasselbeck vs. Barbara Walters; Heckboy reviewed; Portland’s first-ever lifetime public transportation ban; Lori Loughlin and husband Mossimo Giannulli plead not guilty while everyone else pleads guilty; Julian Assange and Chelsea Manning’s arrests; United Kingdom’s mandatory porn pass; The Turpins’ 25-year-sentence; Adele and husband separate