The Rise of David Assman; Keith, Chemda, and Valentine's Day; Keith, Chuck E. Cheese's, and the new kids; puppies eating sex toys and road rage against an ex; Aunt Chemda's nephew; Dina Lohan to marry complete stranger; Robert De Niro's meltdown; Alita: Battle Angel and The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part reviewed; Michelle Rodriguez defends Liam Neeson's racism; Empire's Jussie Smollett's seemingly made up hate crime; Ryan Adams' underage sexting and abusive behavior; Anthony Weiner out of jail