with Brother Love and Sarah Tomek — Brolo and Sarah’s 2nd wedding anniversary; Brolo’s commercial library; proving Jesus Christ is real; a church that passes out joints to worshippers; a menorah burns down a house and kills a wife and 3 kids; Donald Trump allows us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, and he changes the presidential momento coin; the Times Square ball; drunk man hijacks an ambulance thinking its his Audi; New Yorker names kids Winner and Loser to opposite results; Mexican man has 1½-foot-long penis; man has uncontrollable orgasms every time he lies down